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C was bitten by drdink
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C fell into a hole
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C bit their tongue
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C set themself on fire
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C ate a poisonous fruit
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C lost their mind
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C died, temporarily..
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C was caught in a terrible snowstorm
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C EXPLODED, somewhat..
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C got knifed in a dark alley
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C saw an episode of Ally McBeal
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C got turned INSIDE OUT, practically
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C ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn
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C met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills
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C has fallen ill with the black plague
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C was struck by lightning
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C was attacked by a rabid cow
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C was attacked by a rabid wolverine
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C was set on fire
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C was decapitated, temporarily..
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C was tipped by a cow
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C was bucked from a horse
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C was bitten by a moose
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C was sat on by a giant
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C ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi
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C got harassed by peer
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C got lost in the woods
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C misplaced their map
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C broke their compass
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C lost their glasses
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C walked face-first into a tree
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C fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates
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G found a pair of Nikes
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G caught a unicorn
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G discovered a secret, underground passage
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G was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly
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G discovered caffeinated coffee
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G grew an extra leg
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G was visited by a very pretty nymph
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G found a kitten
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G learned Perl
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G found an exploit in the IRPG code
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G tamed a wild horse
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G found a one-time-use spell of quickness
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G bought a faster computer
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G bribed the local IRPG administrator
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G stopped using dial-up
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G invented the wheel
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G gained a sixth sense
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G got a kiss from drwiii
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G had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy
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G was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream
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G was bitten by a radioactive spider
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G hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny
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G was accepted into Pi Beta Phi
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G got their Covid-19 vaccination
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Q2 225 415 280 460 lay waste to the Towers of Ankh-Allor, wherein lies the terrible sorceror Croocq
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Q1 locate the centuries-lost tomes of the grim prophet Haplashak Mhadhu
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Q2 400 475 480 380 explore and chart the dark lands of T'rnalvph
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Q1 locate the ancient writings of Ahmo, prophet of the blind god Io, namely his last and hidden work, Time as Deity, thought to answer all of mankind's greater wonders
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Q2 290 65 325 270 slay the great and horrible troll, Dokt'r Wiii
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Q2 480 415 325 270 return the stolen relics of Iao-Sabao to the city of Velvragh, quieting the religious riot that has sprung up from their loss
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Q2 70 315 325 270 guard the secret passage to Bharash until the full moon has passed, and the evil returned to its resting place
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Q2 50 350 325 270 destroy the bandits terrorizing the roads passing through the Great Shahlil mountains
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Q1 locate and destroy the immensely powerful Eyeless Amulet of the evil sorceress, Ankh B'loht
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Q2 167 458 325 270 rescue the beautiful princess Juliet from the grasp of the beast Grabthul
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Q1 locate the herbs and brew the elixir to rid the realm of the Normonic Plague
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Q2 160 480 160 380 hunt down the over-abundance of mountain wolves that are slaying the regions' cows
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Q2 35 40 325 270 assassinate the general, Ronald Ashur, of the invading army of Denmark
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Q2 235 125 430 60 setup a trade route through the mountains to the neighboring land of Qwok and arrange correspondence with their leader, Cuincey-Love Vikk'l
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Q2 155 155 325 270 live among and learn the ancient magick of the tribe of pygmie people, the Jow Botzi
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Q2 70 125 170 100 kill the resurrected Jow Botzian zombies produced by a young wizard's wayward spell
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Q1 worship the sacred Cow until such time as she is satiated
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