Why can't I sleep at night?
I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.
What's a girl's best friend?
What's that smell?
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with _____.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.
What ended my last relationship?
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.
I drink to forget _____.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.
What's that sound?
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _____.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.
_____. That's how I want to die.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
What's the most emo?
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.
White people like _____.
_____. Betcha can't have just one!
War! What is it good for?
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _____.
_____. High five, bro.
During sex, I like to think about _____.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
What are my parents hiding from me?
What will always get you laid?
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
What helps Obama unwind?
What's there a ton of in heaven?
Major League Baseball has banned _____ for giving players an unfair advantage.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.
What's the new fad diet?
When I am the President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.
_____. It's a trap!
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _____.
Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.
What's my secret power?
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.
What never fails to liven up the party?
What am I giving up for Lent?
What do old people smell like? 
The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of _____.
I do not know with which weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _____.
Why do I hurt all over?
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _____.
Why am I sticky?
What's my anti-drug?
And the Academy Award for _____ goes to _____.
For my next trick, I will pull _____ out of _____.
_____: Good to the last drop.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
_____: kid-tested, mother-approved.
What gets better with age?
I never truly understood _____ until I encountered _____.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite delicacy is _____ stuffed with _____.
Lifetime presents _____, the story of _____.
Make a haiku.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _____ had really been _____ all along.
_____ is a slippery slope that leads to _____.
In a world ravaged by _____, our only solace is _____.
That's right, I killed _____. How, you ask? _____.
When I was tripping on acid, _____ turned into _____.
_____ + _____ = _____.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.
Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____.
Step 1: _____. Step 2: _____. Step 3: Profit.
Here is the church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is _____.
How did I lose my virginity?
During his childhood, Salvador Dalí produced hundreds of paintings of _____.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?
What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?
The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an exhibit on _____.
Daddy, why is Mommy crying?
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _____ and his wits.
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _____ against _____.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____!
In a pinch, _____ can be a suitable substitute for _____.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
Science will never explain the origin of _____.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.
An international tribunal has found _____ guilty of _____.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right.
He who controls _____ controls the world.
Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _____ has denied your request for _____.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.
_____ would be woefully incomplete without _____.
During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____.
Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____.
My new favorite porn star is Joey _____ McGee.
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____.
This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____.
My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found _____.com/_____.
The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____, acceptance.
Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____.
I went from _____ to _____, all thanks to _____.
Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____.
This month's Cosmo: Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom.
If God didn't want us to enjoy _____, he wouldn't have given us _____.
My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____.
After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on More _____!
I spent my whole life working toward _____, only to have it ruined by _____.
Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____.
Only two things in life are certain: death and _____.
Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for _____.
The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____.
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is _____.
Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____.
Before _____, all we had was _____.
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.
You haven't truly lived until you've experienced _____ and _____ at the same time.
Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _____.
My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course.
Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door.
To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____.
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of _____ and _____.
During high school, I never really fit in until I found _____ club.
Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _____.
Listen, son. If you want to get involved with _____, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of _____.
A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _____.
Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace.
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _____.
The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _____.
What left this stain on my couch?
Turns out that _____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.
After months of practice with _____, I think I'm finally ready for _____.
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _____ for all eternity.
As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _____.
When you get right down to it, _____ is just _____.
Having problems with _____? Try _____!
And what did you bring for show and tell?
I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for _____.
With enough time and pressure, _____ will turn into _____.
_____: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _____!
_____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.
As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without _____ in his dressing room.
Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _____.
Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _____.
_____ may pass, but _____ will last forever.
She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _____.
Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _____.
The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _____.
In return for my soul, the Devil promised me _____, but all I got was _____.
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on _____, and then there's some stuff about _____, and then it ends with _____.
_____ will never be the same after _____.
Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with _____.
In the beginning, there was _____. And the Lord said, Let there be _____.
What's fun until it gets weird?
We never did find _____, but along the way we sure learned a lot about _____.
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _____!
How am I compensating for my tiny penis?
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow _____ at the country club.
2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for _____.
As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?
Oprah's book of the month is _____ For _____: A Story of Hope.
Do not fuck with me! I am literally _____ right now.
Adventure. Romance. _____. From Paramount Pictures, _____.
I am become _____, destroyer of _____!
It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _____.
If you can't handle _____, you'd better stay away from _____.
This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _____.
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _____.
This year's hottest album is _____ by _____.
Every step towards _____ gets me a little closer to _____.
Forget everything you know about _____, because now we've supercharged it with _____!
Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be _____, and I'll be _____.
Do the Dew  with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _____!
Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _____: priceless.
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____.
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for _____.
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _____ at their own pace.
Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of _____, and I will not tolerate _____!
I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _____.
Why am I broke?
Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt!
Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time.
Patient presents with _____. Likely a result of _____.
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____.
What's making things awkward in the sauna?
Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _____.
Having the worst day EVER. #_____
In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _____.
Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become _____ Friday.
What killed my boner?
Yo' mama so fat she _____!
Well if _____ is good enough for _____, it's good enough for me.
Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled _____. Can you explain?
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _____? Zoloft.
WHOOO! God damn I love _____!
Now in bookstores: The Audacity of _____, by Barack Obama.
And today's soup is Cream of _____.
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? _____!?
I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, _____.
When I was a kid, we used to play Cowboys and _____.
This is America. If you don't work hard, you don't succeed. I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or _____.
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious _____ Bloopers!
James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: _____.
Don't worry kid. It gets better. I've been living with _____ for 20 years.
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and _____.
Behind every powerful man is _____.
You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with _____ every day.
Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy _____ by the poolside.
This is madness. No, THIS IS _____!
Listen Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me _____.
I went to the desert and ate of the peyote cactus. Turns out my spirit animal is _____.
And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or _____?
The six things I could never do without: oxygen, Facebook, chocolate, Netflix, friends, and _____ LOL!
Why won't you make love to me anymore? Is it _____?
Puberty is a time of change. You might notice hair growing in new places. You might develop an interest in _____. This is normal.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Chen, but there was nothing we could do. At 4:15 this morning, your son succumbed to _____.
I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of _____.
Tonight we will have sex. And afterwards, If you'd like, a little bit of _____.
Everybody join hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That's the presence of _____ in this room.
To become a true Yanomamo warrior, you must prove that you can withstand _____ without crying out.
Y'all ready to get this thing started? I'm Nick Cannon, and this is America's Got _____.
If you had to describe the Card Czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be?
